![]() ![]() \n\nIn a case of Jesus Christ neither one of you should be allowed anywhere near a child, a woman claims she got pregnant from watching a 3-D adult film while her husband was in Iraq (liar liar vagina on fire!).\n\n US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Thanks to Carillon, who can get women pregnant just by winking at them and is the only person with a valid excuse to wear sunglasses after dark. Plus I heard they did things together she never let you do. Listen Erick, I hate to burst your bubble but it wasn't the 3-D movie that got your wife pregnant. "But he knows I'm faithful." It just shows you what joining the military does to your head. "Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk," Jennifer said. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. With today's technology, anything is possible," he said. It seems he actually buys her story, however. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the "other man" was actually someone a little less physical. US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. In a case of Jesus Christ neither one of you should be allowed anywhere near a child, a woman claims she got pregnant from watching a 3-D adult film while her husband was in Iraq (liar liar vagina on fire!). ![]()
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